Girls
Just Want To Have Fun!
True
story. Girls do just want to have
fun.
For
fun, my girlfriends and I go to a pirate (argh!) bar where we drink soda pop,
eat potato chips and play trivia. We nearly always come in second place (for
which there is no prize). Occasionally one of us brings our significant other
along like one might tow a small child you can’t find a sitter for. We insist
that having a guy on the team will propel us into first place due to his
extensive knowledge of sports, history and geography. Never happens. We still
come in second.
My
girlfriends and I have never gone to Las Vegas like the besties in my story—not
collectively anyhow. I went to Vegas with a girlfriend/co-worker way back in
the day; those days being in the 80s. We shared a room with separate beds at
the Westward Ho, which sounds appropriate. We gambled, ate, drank, danced and
flirted with men on the prowl, leaving them wanting more. She and I did not
have any sex toys in our carryon luggage—not even one. That’s my story, and I’m
sticking to it.
What do you and your
BFFs do for fun? Competitive ping pong? Wet T-shirt contests? Three-legged sack
race?
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Pajama
Party blurb:
When
longtime friends, Tracy, Ashlin and Dara head to Las Vegas for a mini vacation
and a little female bonding, the plan is simple: cut loose, drink a little,
dance a lot, gamble and take in a male strip show. Once they’ve checked those
activities off their itinerary, the three gals improvise and make a new plan. A
pajama party that takes a turn—not for the worse—for the wild. With the help of
a bag of sex toys, they put themselves on each other’s to-do list with some
unexpected results that might test the bonds of their friendship, changing the
dynamics forever.
Pajama
Party excerpt:
“Tell
us about your new business venture.”
“Me!”
Ash’s heart pounded. She shook her head. I
wish I’d never mentioned it. Why did Dara, who, by the way, never worked an
honest day in her life, have to make a big production out of everything? When
Juli’s birthday bash got the ax, the only things left to celebrate were Tracy’s
divorce, which struck her as more of a tragedy than a triumph, and Ash’s new
job. “It’s…it’s a little…um…a little naughty.”
“I’ll
take a dozen,” Dara said. “Whatever it is. Make that two dozen.”
Ash and
Tracy both laughed. Dara had a way of setting everyone at ease with her blanket
acceptance of…well…everything. Tracy, the queen of suburbia on the other hand,
would not be so tolerant.
Ash had
no idea how she’d gotten roped into Sexy Siren Solutions after losing her last
dull job as a technical writer for procedural manuals. Yes, she had a degree in
marketing, minoring in education. And no one, especially her, could argue that
she spent much too much spare time masturbating. As a matter of fact, she’d
discovered the job opening while perusing the SSS website for a new and more
reliable vibrator after the old one bit the dust. Old being a relative term.
“Out
with it.” Tracy giggled. “We won’t judge—much.”
Ash
squared her shoulders. “I’m the new Marketing Liaison for Sexy Siren
Solutions.”
“Whoo
hoo!” Dara exclaimed. “Can you get me a friends and family discount on a butt
plug?”
“Wait
now.” Tracy held her hands up as if Ash were a hungry lioness needing to be
reasoned with. “What have you gotten yourself into? What exactly is Sexy Siren
Solutions?”
Swallowing
a lump in her throat, she knew Tracy wouldn’t be as open-minded as Dara. And
her opinion meant the world to Ash. She spent too much time wishing she was
single and independent like Juli, married and independent like Dara, or
divorced and starting out fresh like Tracy. Being anyone other than her boring
self struck her as improvement.
“It’s
one of those home dildo parties, right?” Dara high-fived her. “Nice work if you
can get it, girl.”
Tracy
scowled. “Like Tupperware for nymphomaniacs?”
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